Thanks to David Letterman, here are the Top 10 Charlie Sheen excuses for his "interesting" behaviour of late:
10.) What? What happened? What time is it?
9.) Just trying to kick start the economy.
8.) One more visit to rehab and I get a sandwich press.
7.) Distraught over Regis retiring.
6.) Too drunk to think of a good excuse.
5.) Why earn $1.8 million an episode if you can't enjoy spending it.
4.) The Jersey Shore kids go nuts and everyone loves it, but Ol'Charlie can't have a party without somebody calling the cops?
3.) What am I supposed to do, read?
2.) Doing research for new movie, The Charlie Sheen Story.
9.) Just trying to kick start the economy.
8.) One more visit to rehab and I get a sandwich press.
7.) Distraught over Regis retiring.
6.) Too drunk to think of a good excuse.
5.) Why earn $1.8 million an episode if you can't enjoy spending it.
4.) The Jersey Shore kids go nuts and everyone loves it, but Ol'Charlie can't have a party without somebody calling the cops?
3.) What am I supposed to do, read?
2.) Doing research for new movie, The Charlie Sheen Story.
1.) Let's not turn buying a briefcase of cocaine into a federal crime!
